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Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? …Zzzzzzzz. Bzzzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey!


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heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman


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requested by anonymous (x)


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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making


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romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle


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