tahanialjemil:

fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

(Source: tankaramo)

federalbureauofislam:

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

spartathesheltie:

Me before getting a dog: I will be a good leader to this animal, benevolent yet consistent. Our relationship will be based on strict but fair rules. I will treat them well, but they will work for what they get.

Me now: *interrupts my dog chewing a fresh lamb bone to hand them a piece of sliced ham* I love you

librabutch:

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

bongnurse:

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

angelgone95:

Nice try black mirror but I don’t have critical thinking skills

(Source: heaveninruins95)

tokingpeach:

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

Originally posted by frentique

(Source: peachcatpaws)

sharpayevons:

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

kouha:

My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves
Me, trembling: what